Friday, November 28, 2008

Santa and His Budget

Well, both Thanksgiving and Black Friday have quickly come and gone, and thoughts of the Winter holidays--Advent season for those who follow the liturgical year--are now upon us. But this preparation for the holiday season is nothing new around our house.

Weeks ago, my five-year-old son created his list for Santa, and it was not your ordinary list. He cut pictures out of several parent-unfriendly, kid-centric toy magazines; posted them on an extra-long colored piece of paper; and even prioritized them (his own folksonomic strucutre!). Job well done, right? Well, not quite.

Perhaps like most works of art, his list has an organic nature of sorts. I've seen him gently remove one picture and try to paste another in its place, demoting some and promoting others, and creating a monetary total probably in the thousands of dollars range. Of course, Santa's poor helpers have tried to stay abreast of all his changes of heart and mind, but it's impossible! What's more, we've had to discuss with him how he will certainly not be getting everything on his list. His youthful reply was something to the effect that Santa could get him anything and everything he wants. After all, he isn't just paying all those elves to stand around!

Now, THAT will get a tired parent's brain working. So I thought I came up with a clever way to explain it to him. You see; my son never shies away from trying to understand things (after all, he was the one who asked me what a diuretic is not too long ago), and so I explained to him that times had been tough for much of America; that some parents and children are without homes and food; and now, more than ever, they were hoping for Santa to bring them those things for which they had wished. So this is definitely not a time to be selfish because Santa's sort of on a budget this year!

Being the sweet child that he is, my son sat and listened intently to my words, asked a few questions, and assured me that he understood. He told me he just wants to give Santa as many options as possible.

Now, let's just hope Santa doesn't have to take out a sub-prime loan his Christmas!


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Thankfulness

It's sad that it takes a government-spawned holiday for any of us to think about that for which we're thankful; nevertheless, the day at least gets us to thinking about those blessings, both big and small, that make our life meaningful.

In my own life, I have a rather commonplace list of things I'm thankful for: family, faith, and fortune (however meager the ultimate may be). Specifically this year, however, I am thankful to
feel thankful. That is, in recent years past, I have known rationally that I am to be thankful but have not really felt it. Spouting thankfulness seemed mechanical, compulsory even; but this year is different. I do feel thankful! The emotions linger and may eventually even turn maudlin, but before that happens, let me just say that I am great with gratefulness for a year that has confirmed my calling in life and for those who have helped me discover that confirmation.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Monday, June 9, 2008

How Web 2.0 Can You Go?

Let's see: in the past few years, I've opened social networking and bookmarking accounts; downloaded podcasts that I've never had the time to listen to thoroughly; used YouTube as a point of entertainment, reference, and even for a few business occasions here and there; and written and edited several Wikipedia entries.

Have I caught up with this fast-moving factor they call Web 2.0? No!

Will I ever? Doubtful! But I aim to be one step closer today by beginning a blog. I used to attempt to make journal entries on MySpace, but that didn't seem to work out. Maybe I'll be more attentive here in this "Read Spread," the best name I could come up with on short notice, and with the millions out there in this Google-owned entity, to describe a person whose occupational hazards include reading too much.

Logocentrism? Yes! Phallogocentrism
? I'd like to think not, Monsieur Derrida! (God rest his philosophical soul.)

Anyway, here I continue my journey to that next Web 2.0 destination. Will you travel along with me?